And it includes a glitter-dusted Ouija board, an LED lamp made out of bread, a healing session by a modern witch, a vulva-themed colouring book and much more

It&rsquo;s the most wonderful &mdash;&nbsp;and wacky &mdash; time of the year! <a href="https://www.lofficielsingapore.com/Culture/gwyneth-paltrow-and-kate-hudson-spill-all-on-their-worst-on-screen-kisses">Gwyneth Paltrow</a>&rsquo;s Goop has just dropped its annual holiday gift guide, and, as can be expected from the lifestyle slash wellness brand that propelled jade eggs and <a href="https://www.lofficielsingapore.com/Culture/gwyneth-paltrow-released-a-vagina-scented-candle-and-the-internet-has-thoughts">vagina-scented candles</a> into the collective consciousness, this year&rsquo;s wish list is as outrageous and over-the-top as ever. &nbsp;&nbsp;

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With a few nods to the age of quarantine, Goop&rsquo;s Christmas curation ranges from the fairly ordinary (e.g. a wireless charging station with built-in UV LED sanitiser and a matcha starter kit) to the eyebrow-raising (e.g. a post-structuralist vulva colouring book and a transformable vibrator necklace) to the downright bizarre (a gemstone heat therapy mat, a collar and lead bondage set and a remote healing session by a beauty witch, anyone?). Paltrow has even dedicated an entire section to &ldquo;ridiculous but awesome&rdquo; gifts, which includes a cut of A5 wagyu beef worth over SGD 3,000, a pyramid-shaped commode and a mobile home office/yoga studio/bedroom.

Below, we round up eight of the most extravagant and, uh, unusual items you can consider for a&nbsp;truly unforgettable festive season.

PlantWave

Transpose the electrical currents emitted by your favourite houseplants into soothing music with this ingenious device.

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Edie Parker Ouija Board

Get into the spirit of the season (literally) with an Ouija talking board crafted in &ldquo;hand-poured, glitter-bombed acrylic&rdquo;.

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Pampshade Batard Bread Lamp

Gwyneth Paltrow may be gluten-free, but that shouldn&rsquo;t stop you from declaring your undying love for refined carbs with this rustic batard LED lamp, which is made of real bread coated in resin.

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Tsuchiya Kaban Watermelon Bag

Forget those reusable shopping totes, if you&rsquo;re looking to step up your supermarket style, try this leather watermelon bag instead.

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Single Needle Hand Poke Tattoo Kit

Apparently, stick-and-poke tattoos hurt less and heal quicker than those done by machine, but still, maybe&nbsp;don&rsquo;t try this at home.

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Modern Tiny Living House

A dream home, but in miniature. This custom-built tiny home takes downsizing to another level.

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Established Titles Pack

You too can be royalty, or at least nobility, thanks to this little kit that grants you a souvenir plot of land in Scotland and the title of &ldquo;Laird&rdquo; or &ldquo;Lady&rdquo;.&nbsp;

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Igneous Bath Self-Heating Tub

Described as &ldquo;functional art&rdquo;, this sleek and sculptural self-heating bathtub is the definition of sheer luxury, because a regular shower just doesn&rsquo;t cut it anymore. &nbsp;

Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Holiday Gift Guide Is "Ridiculous But Awesome"

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